i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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