Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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