She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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