found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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