No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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