She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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