i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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