he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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