I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
The ass gains better be worth it
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