Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Mom said you looked used
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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