My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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