Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He shit in the fireplace
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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