Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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