How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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