i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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