this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
