if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
bring money and cleavage
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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