i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Who wears a wallet chain?!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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