Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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