hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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