Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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