I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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