Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
