I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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