I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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