Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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