you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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