yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize
