Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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