it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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