I smell stomach acid.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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