you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
