On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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