So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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