what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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