I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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