im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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