week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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