No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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