Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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