the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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