hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
