Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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