hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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