i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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