Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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