IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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