yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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