the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
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