he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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