Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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