im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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